Don't bet on horses that are even money or less.

Eat More Beef.

Buh-bye, Google

FJB - kinda goes without saying.

Try to stay calm when somebody mentions "climate change."

Expect to hear "NO" a lot.

Stop insisiting that all Sunday Night Football games are rigged, even if they are.

Don't be a hater. Understand that many people are just stupid or misguided or both.

Remain disgusted by high prices for food and especially USPS Priority Mail.

Always remember that eBay sucks and charging fees on shipping and taxes - which you're not required to payanyway, but eBay tacks them on nevertheless - is illegal and should be prosecuted, but won't be, because the judicial system is completely corrupt.

Try to shave at least twice a week.