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Toast of the Town

In case you're wondering, the Toast of the Town are expressions heard in person or around the web, often anonymous. Idleguy.com collects them and posts them on IdleGuy Daily, aka, the Daily Idler. These are the best from the past month.

What inflation? The tomatoes, peppers, cauliflower, and lettuce I grow in my garden are literally dirt cheap.

That fat guy hasn't seen his penis in 20 years.

Just don't talk about sex around her. It makes her angry and possibly jealous.

If Biden's the big guy, does that make Zelenskyy the little guy? And what about Netanyahu? Is he the middle man?

"The first rule of a happy life is low expectations. That's one you can easily arrange. And if you have unrealistic expectations, you're going to be miserable all your life." - Charlie Munger, RIP, 11/28/23

"It may be dangerous to be America's enemy, but to be America's friend is fatal." - Henry Kissinger, RIP 11/29/2023

If you're planning to take a few weeks vacation in the Mediterranean, maybe you should rethink that.

Most of your neighbors are flat broke. - Gregory Mannarino, November 1, 2023

"We are not rejecting peace talks but those who are rejecting them should know that the longer it goes on the harder it will be for them to negotiate with us." - Vladimir Putin - 06/08/2022

Where did I get these socks from?

It's the same as why nobody drinks scotch with tonic water or vodka with club soda.

Elon Musk's new AI chatbot launched on Saturday - and it appears to have the personality of a foul-mouthed Twitter troll. - Business Insider, 11/6/23

Laura Loomer? She looks like Tom Brady in drag.

Faith in institutions is overrated. - Fearless Rick, 11/9/23

Jazz is one of the ways I connect with my grandfather.

"We don't think about political events. We just can't do that." - Jerome Powell, Fed Chair, 12/13/2023

Party like it's 1929.

You only lie to two people in your life: your girlfriend and the police. - Jack Nicholson

Disney's Snow White "magical creatures" look like a band of homeless drug addicts about to loot a Walgreens in San Francisco.

We can only get out by chewing off our own foot. - Mike Maloney, 11/16/23

It's only Wednesday and we're already out of tomato juice.

To be fair, economists only exist to make meteorologists look good.

The simple step of a courageous individual is not to take part in the lie. One word of truth outweighs the world. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

It's not so nice when you are 71 and looking for some action. I feel uncomfortable doing it in the limelight - so from now on I'll do it when it's right. Happily, when it comes to girls hitting on me, I'm not undernourished. - Jack Nicholson

If we know anything about Democrats, they'll create a bug shortage when they're the only thing left to eat.


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