Holiday Cheer
Why is Santa always so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?
Whatever you want. He can't hear you.
How is Christmas just like any other day at the office?
You do a bunch of work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
Snowball
I made myself a snowball,
As perfect as could be,
I thought I'd keep it as a pet,
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas,
And a pillow for its head,
Then last night it ran away,
But first - it wet the bed!
~ Shel Silverstein
at Downtown Magazine
www.dtmagazine.com